SMS Jokes

SMS-jokes

How will a rat propose a cat…?? “Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..O Billo Rani..!!;-)

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5’7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

Teacher: what is meant by “I MISS YOU” . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai “Mein tumhari miss hoon!”

Choose four, Select three, Love two And Marry one

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends

A girl is speaking 2 a boy…….. u r very handsome. u r very cute. u r very sweet. ooph…….sorry. i can’t call u sweet…. because ants will finish u.

Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day. Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want .. Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?  Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says, “To the only boy I ever loved!”  Girl: Great! I want 10 of them

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?  Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.  Driver adjusted miror.  Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.  Go & sit back.  I will drive auto…:D

Jeevan me paise, Pyaar, Dost, Sab kuch aata hai Jaata hai, par tode gaye Daant phir nahi aate, Samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

A Belated Teachers’ Day Its A Humble Request “80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students.” So Plz . . . . BUNK d Classes As Much As Possible n Save Our Teachers

Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

Life is nothing without LOVE, Love is emotion & Kiss is practical, don’t get emotional, yar just b practical So STOP loving and START Kissing.

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P

 Kannada Transliteration

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