How will a rat propose a cat…?? “Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..O Billo Rani..!!;-)
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5’7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Teacher: what is meant by “I MISS YOU” . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai “Mein tumhari miss hoon!”
Choose four, Select three, Love two And Marry one
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends
A girl is speaking 2 a boy…….. u r very handsome. u r very cute. u r very sweet. ooph…….sorry. i can’t call u sweet…. because ants will finish u.
Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day. Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want .. Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says, “To the only boy I ever loved!” Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Jeevan me paise, Pyaar, Dost, Sab kuch aata hai Jaata hai, par tode gaye Daant phir nahi aate, Samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.
A Belated Teachers’ Day Its A Humble Request “80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students.” So Plz . . . . BUNK d Classes As Much As Possible n Save Our Teachers
Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Life is nothing without LOVE, Love is emotion & Kiss is practical, don’t get emotional, yar just b practical So STOP loving and START Kissing.
A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P